BERMO and BOSCOLIE

January 27, 2008

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01 - 27 - 08
Moses: On your mark, get set… go!
Bernice: I’ll get the food.
Bosco and Myolie: We’ll get the blankets.
Moses: And, I’ll sit here and be Mr. Lazy.
Bernice pokes Moses.
Moses: Fine, I’ll help Berni.
Bernice: Yeah!
Moses: Come on guys, the show is starting.
Bosco: Hey, excuse me, you are not the leader.
Myolie: Just let him be what he wants to be. After all, we are the main characters today.
Bosco: Of course, one kiss, darling.
Myolie kisses Bosco on the cheeks.
Bernice: Hey, where are we going? Our side or Bosco and Myolie’s side?
Moses: I really don’t know.
Bosco: Then, how are we going to decide?
Myolie: Your side! Bernice, you just won a little more than three hundred thousand Hong Kong Dollars in Deal or No Deal.
Bernice: Fine, guys, my treat tonight.
Moses: I’m so happy today.
Bosco: Why?
Moses: Because we’re all going to watch the Wars of In Laws II’s happy ending.
Myolie: Hurry, the show is starting.
All four of them sit together and watch the ending. To the part where Bosco leaves Vivien.
Bernice: Yeah, go Kyle!
Moses: Awwh, that was so sweet, Kyle gave his sweater to Ah Mun.
Myolie: Hmm, I wished those ‘cuts’ weren’t used to film something else.
Bosco: Yeah, they were really funny.
Bernice: Awwh, it’s okay.
Towards the ending…
Bernice: Fan Shu Mo, if I was lost somewhere where there was a landslide, will you come rescue me?
Moses: Good question, but… yeah.
Bernice: Ok, let me give you a reward.
Moses: What?
Out of nowhere, Bernice kisses Moses on the lips, making his face turn red.
Myolie: Bosc, they did it again. They kissed and we saw it.
Bosco: Yes, we always catch them kissing.
Bernice: What’s after this? This is so cozy, me lying on my dear Moses, with a warm blanket. I want to sleep.
Myolie: It’s a good thing that you guys have a big sofa, this way I can lie on Bosco or he can lie on me, and then we can even stay overnight here.
Bernice: Yeah, I picked it with Moses. By the way, Moses, you owe me a birthday present.
Bosco: Moses, how can you?
Myolie: Moses…
Moses: Listen, I did not forget, it’s in our room.
Bernice: Bring it out, hurry up, I want to see it.
Moses goes into their room, and comes out with a box.
Moses: Here you go Berni!
Bernice opens it.
Bernice: What? A paper clip ring?
Moses: Sorry, I didn’t have time to go to a store to actually buy you a ring.
Bernice: So, you made me this? But I still like it.
Moses: Just kidding, do you think I would just make you a paperclip ring? But it does mean something. It represents that you will one day become my wife.
Bernice: Moses, that was so sweet.
Moses: Here, let me put it on for you. Don’t take it off.
Bernice: I have to, what if reporters ask me, do I say my “good friend” Moses Chan gave it to me?
Moses: Why not?
Bernice: Because we have not yet admitted that we are together as a couple.
Myolie: What a coincidence, Bosco and I have not yet admitted too.
Bosco: I will, when I get a chance to.
Bernice: At least, TVB allows us to go to functions together as a couple to make money.
Moses: I have something to say.
Bosco: What? Tell Bernice to marry you?
Moses: No, not yet, when I make some more money. In a few years I will.
Myolie: What did you want to say?
Moses: Bernice, that’s not really your birthday present.
Bernice: Then what is?
Moses shows Bernice a diamond necklace.
Moses: This is.
Myolie and Bernice: It’s so pretty.
Moses: I have good taste you know.
Bernice: Picking me as your girlfriend shows you have good taste!
Myolie: Then I guess we all have good taste.
Moses: Berni, let me put it on for you.
Bernice: Sure. Oh, by the way, Moses you haven’t ate dinner with me parents for a long time. Bosco and Myolie, do you want to come along?
Myolie: I would like to, but are you sure that it’s ok, I mean Uncle and Auntie wants to spend time with you guys.
Bernice: It’s ok. After all, you guys have not met them yet.
Moses: Come on, it’ll be fun. Uncle and Auntie are really nice.
Myolie: Oh, then next time, we can have a meal with Bosco’s mom.
Bosco: Ok.
Bernice: So, back to the ending of Wars of In Laws II. So did Kyle and Ah Mun get back together at the end?
Bosco: Look at the clues.
Moses: How can you not have noticed? Ah Mun called Kyle “lo gon” when she was finding Kyle.
Bosco: And, I, also known as Kyle called Myolie, also known as Ah Mun “lo poa” when they were going back to Hong Kong.
Bernice: Oh, so it’s a happy ending!
Moses: You guys are so lucky to be in a series together.
Bosco: Moses, you and Bernice had Love Bond and Healing Hands III.
Bernice: But you two had a lot of kisses in the series. Weren’t they fun?
Moses: I heard you two had a lot of NGs during the kiss scenes.
Bosco: What? They were nothing.
Bernice: Bosco, how was the kiss with Vivien Yeo?
Bosco: I just thought that she was Myolie.
Myolie: Eww, how can you do that?
Moses: Were there any Ngs there?
Bosco: Nope, I did it the best I can, and as fast as I can.
Bernice: Good job.
Moses: Happy ending then.