October 14, 2008
SOME RANDOM STUFF
I was reading this on THE Sun, and I felt that it was pretty funny. They are said by Leon Lai.
黎明經常情急智生，對於各式各樣的提問，他都有本事突然爆出一句爛Gag！
第一位：我唔會空肚食早餐。（晨早出席記者會）
I don't eat breakfast with nothing in my stomach.
第二位：坎坷過後有艇搭。（被追問蘭被雪藏）
第三位：左手打右手，右手唔痛咩！（講公司有內鬼）
Left hand hits the right. Doesn't the right hand hurt?
第四位：當一支花變成一支花時候，係咪變成一支梗呢！（回應係咪四十歲前唔結婚）
When a flower becomes a flower, it becomes a stick.
第五位：每個人都應該珍惜機會，如果唔係就會絕對空虛。（形容新秀進發歌星路）
第六位：左勾唔到八，八勾唔到九，我跳舞唔靚，但跟到Beat冇問題。（自評舞技）
第七位：借錢如送禮，還錢如乞米。（感嘆借貸問題）
Borrowing money is like giving a gift. Returning money is like begging for rice.
第八位：我豁達，所以唔介意人話我唔豁達。（形容是非）
第九位：依家煮到九成似，一模九樣。（讚家傭去泰國學廚掂）
第十位：原則會取締默契，默契會產生更多議題。
（被問與樂基兒係生育係咪有默契）
Moses Chan gives up on fighting for the Best Actor Award.
And my grades are going WOOOO down! sad.
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