BERMO and BOSCOLIE

June 20, 2010

Fanfic

This weekend's hard work and yet more to come:

11 - 26 - 09
Bernice: Guys! Does someone mind helping me?
Moses: What DO you need help with?
Bernice: Stuffing the turkey.
Bosco: Eh… not my type.
Bernice: Fine, don’t eat it.
Bosco: Awh…
Myolie: Bernice, I’ll help you!
Bernice: See, Myolie here is a true friend. I just don’t see how she likes you Bosc.
Bosco: Hey…
Bernice: Hey, I’m just kidding… God…
Myolie: Guys… it’s Thanksgiving… CALM DOWN!
Moses: Yeah, I would like to eat soon you know.
Bernice: Alright… let’s get to work!
Bosco: So, should I, the fair one, distribute the different jobs?Bernice, Moses, and Myolie: NO WAY! You are the unfair all the time!
Moses: Let me be the one!
Bernice and Myolie: OK.
Bosco: Wow, Myolie, I can’t believe you would pick Moses over me.
Myolie: Baby, I just know you too well.
Moses: So, Myolie and Bernice, you two can stuff the turkey. BUT, don’t overstuff it. And Bosco and I can take care of the rest!
Bernice: Okie dokie, let’s get to work!
Moses: And hopefully, we can eat soon, as in 3 hours or less.
Bernice: Hopefully…
Myolie: We’re all set then.
------------------------------------------- 5 HOURS LATER -----------------------------------------
Moses: Guys, the turkey FINALLY finished cooking.
Bernice: Well, it’s been five hours!
Myolie: Woah, that was tough…
Bosco: … and long.
Moses: Well, maybe if you guys had followed my orders in the first place… instead…
Bernice: … of kissing every now and then. God, you two lovely birds…
Moses: … are so getting on our nerves, right hon?
Bernice: Absolutely.
Bosco: Look who’s talking…
Myolie: Huh?
Bosco: Finishing off each other’s sentences right?
Moses: Hey, at least we didn’t delay the ENTIRE cooking process.
Bosco: But, Ah Mo Gor, I saw you leaning towards Bernice to kiss her. It was just that she moved away.
Moses: Shhh.
Bernice: I did?
Myolie: Yeah, you did.
Bernice: Oh sorry, Ah Mo.
Bernice kisses Moses.
Bernice: Happy Thanksgiving!

12 - 13 - 09
Bernice: Well, guys, how was the concert?
Myolie: Great!
Bosco: You two should have came.
Moses: Nah, we didn’t want to steal the limelight from you guys.
Bosco: Well, it was truly great.
Myolie: I got the fans to go crazy, I’m telling you!
Bernice: Fun!
Moses: So, tell me everything about the concert.
Myolie: Well, I was saying how it is my first concert and someone’s birthday. I did, I told him not to bring me the flowers.
Bosco: Babe, it was your first concert, you deserved the flowers and the hug.
Bernice: Uh huh…
Myolie: Well, then we all sang Bosc the happy birthday song.
Moses: Oh, that must have been exciting.
Myolie: Yes it was. That was the peaking point of the entire concert!
Bernice: Awh shuckers. I should have went.
Bosco: See, told you to go.
Bernice: Dude, I was busy.
Bosco: Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll see it in the news later this week.
Moses: Oh, I can’t wait to see these two lovely birds!
Bernice: Ok, the concert, we can save for later… but…what about the party food?
Moses: With Ah Mo’s cooking… everyone will be full.
Bernice: Yeah, I can assure that.
Bosco: So, where are my presents? My gifts? My loves?
Moses: Hey man, couldn’t you have waited a LITTLE more longer?
Bosco: NO, I want my presents now!
Bernice: God…
Myolie: Bosco, calm down. We’re going to get to that segment.
Bosco: Hey, I was just curious to find out what I would get from my good friends.
Moses and Bernice: You’ll have to wait and see.
Bosco: Awh man…
Myolie: Oh Bosco, you’re 29, and you act like a six year old!
Bosco: So? That’s what you like about me, right?
Myolie: As I always say in interviews: no comment!
Moses: Oh God… both of you act like little children. Thank God, Bernice is a mature adult.
Bernice: Ah Mo Gor, I want my food!
Moses: Here we go again.
Bernice and Moses: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSCO WONG!
Myolie: You want a wet kiss from Yolie?
Bosco: Was that a question?
Bernice and Moses shake their heads and laugh.