BERMO and BOSCOLIE

August 26, 2010

01 - 06 - 10
BERNICE’S BIRTHDAY

Moses: Bernizzy…
Bernice: Yes honey?
Moses: Do you know what day today is?
Bernice: Well, it’s January… I don’t know.
Moses: Today is a very special day…
Bernice: And…
Moses, Bosco, and Myolie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Bernice: Wait, it’s my birthday today?
Moses: Darling, it’s January 6th for God’s sake!
Bernice: Woah, I totally forgot about this.
Bosco: I can see you totally forgetting your birthday. After all, you have been quite busy.
Myolie: Bernice is a superstar now!
Bosco: And?
Myolie: She’s busy, so she’s doubt to forget things once in a while.
Moses: But, it’s her birthday today.
Myolie: Well, things happen.
Bosco: Yolie, you’re not getting anywhere.
Myolie: My point is… let’s PARTY! After all, it is Bernice’s birthday!
Bosco: Ah Mo Gor, where is your Bernice darling’s present?
Moses: I’ll bring it out later… Don’t worry about it.
Myolie: I just want to know what it is so badly.
Bernice: Can you at least give me a clue or a small hint?
Moses: Oh, I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait and see.
Bosco: Why so suspicious?
Moses: Because it is a special present.
Bosco: Awh, I HATE it when Ah Mo Gor gets all suspicious and all.
Bernice: Sweetiepie, I just know you are going to love it!
Moses: In fact, let me go and get it.
Moses goes into his room and gets the present.
Bosco: Oh, let’s see who’s back!
Moses: Alright… I got the present. It’s…
Myolie and Bernice: Oh, I can’t wait to see it…
Moses brings out a handmade card with pictures of him, Bernice, and her dogs over the year.
Bernice: Oh, I love it! It’s so cute and beautiful!
Myolie: Yeah, Bosco never makes me things like this…
Bosco: Alrighty… Yolie, stop changing the topic. Give Bernice time to view it in peace.
Myolie: Bosco Wong, I’m warning you! You better make me a handmade gift next time!
Bosco: Thanks a lot Moses!
Bernice examines the handmade card carefully and then kisses Moses.
Bernice: Honey, you’re the sweetest thing on earth! It’s so pretty.
Moses: No problem birthday girl!

02 - 14 - 10

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY AND HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Bosco: Woah, my acting skills are great.
Bernice: Hey, what does B-R-A-G-G-E-R spell?
Moses: BRAGGER Bosco!
Myolie: Oh, you guys are good.
Bosco: Eh, excuse me, I don’t quite understand what is going on here.
Moses: Ok, “72 Tenants of Prosperity” was a funny movie.
Bosco: All thanks to?
Bernice, Moses, and Myolie: Eric Tsang and Wong Cho Lam and Jacky Cheung!
Bosco: Eh hmm… What about me?
Bernice: Oh give up.
Moses: But… the last part where Myolie appeared with you was hilarious. I will have to admit that.
Bosco: And all thanks to?
Moses and Bernice: Yolie, right here.
Bosco: And me, even though you guys won’t admit it.
Bernice: If he likes it that way, what can we do?
Moses: Anyways, you guys are pretty lucky to be able to film a movie together!
Bosco: Hey, it was one scene!
Myolie: Awh, Moses you didn’t get to participate in the movie!
Moses: Myolie, your point being?
Myolie: Oh I give up, I am nothing compared to Bosco here.
Bosco: Perhaps I am the funniest of all?
Bernice: Awh, forget it Bosc! When are you heading to Shanghai anyways?
Bosco: Soon… but, Myolie’s gonna be there as well. I’m sure we can meet up or something. We reported to all the reporters already. We’re all good!
Bernice: Good to know!
Bosco: Talking about you, Ah Mo Gor, how are the rumors going with Charmaine Sheh?
Bernice: Yeah, I want to know too…
Moses: It’s all under control. I don’t understand how reporters tend to bring Charmaine into every male artist’s life! We are at most friends.
Bosco: And how many series did you guys film together?
Moses: A few. But, that doesn’t mean anything!
Myolie: Uh huh.
Moses: I just don’t understand why reporters are making it seem that we are together. And, Bernice, don’t get me wrong. I know these reports have frustrated you, but, I know you well enough that you can help me face this and they will hopefully get over us.
Bosco: Woah, Mo Gor getting all serious here.
Moses, Myolie, and Bernice gives Bosco a mean stare.
Bosco: What?
Myolie: Ah Co, you seem to always kill the environment.
Bosco: Eh…
Bernice: Hey, at least I told reporters that I often share the cakes I bake with co-workers while Moses shares coffee with them.
Myolie: Oh, I see where this is going?
Bosco: Oh, me too! You guys like to share. Similarities!
Myolie: Yeah, if only…
Bernice: Huh?
Myolie: If only you two would only admit your relationship with one another.
Bosco: It’s a good thing though.
Moses: It’s nice that Myolie said ‘if only’.