BERMO and BOSCOLIE

January 11, 2011

11 - 06 - 10
Myolie’s Birthday!
Bosco: Yolie! Yolie! Yolie! Yolie!
Myolie: Yes?
Bosco: Yolie! Yolie! Yolie! Yolie!
Myolie (getting annoyed): What??
Bosco: Yolie! Yolie! Yolie! Yolie!
Myolie: If you don’t say something besides Yolie, I’m going to ignore you for the rest of the day! Or even week!
Bosco, Bernice, and Moses: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, wife of Bosco!
Myolie: Huh?
Bosco: Dear, it’s your birthday today!
Myolie: Thanks for reminding me… So, guys, where are my presents?
Bosco: Eh… about that…
Myolie: You wouldn’t dare to tell me you forgot!
Bosco: Kidding… I was kidding.
Bosco hands her a wrapped box and Myolie opens it.
Myolie: Two hearts? Are we implying something here?
Bosco: It means you and I. Me and you.
Myolie (kidding): No, it means you have someone else…
Bosco (kidding): No way… How did you find out?
Myolie (kidding): You wouldn’t dare!
Moses (trying to engage and in a persuading voice): Really? Bosco, who was that girl you were with the other day?
Bosco: Ah Mo Gor, are you trying to kill me here? Myyo, don’t listen to this liar here!
Moses: This makes up for all the times you tried to joke around with Bernice about me. Haha.
Bosco: You are so revenge-stricken!
Moses: Serves you well…
Myolie: All right guys, you can stop with the act. I was seriously kidding and joking around.
Bosco: So, darling, do you like your present. It took me a while to pick it out.
Myolie: It’s stunning. I like it!
Bernice: Ooh… I want to see it.
Bernice takes a look at it.
Bernice: Hey, I like how the hearts are connected together. Fan Shu Mo… My birthday is coming soon. You better find something as good as this.
Moses: I already found it.
Bernice: Oh yeah, what is it?
Moses: You.
Bernice: Sweetiepie.
Bosco: Oh stop it. You’re ruining the moment for me.
Bosco leans forward to kiss Myolie.
Bernice and Moses: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYOLIE!
Bosco: And again, my moment is ruined.
Bernice and Moses let out a laugh.

11 - 25 - 10
Soothing, classical music plays in the background.
Moses : May I?
Bernice: No!
Moses: Let me say it once again. May I?
Bernice: Fine.
Bernice stands up.
Moses: Berni, why did you stand up?
Bernice: Didn’t you want to dance to the music?Moses: Since when did I become a dancer in your head? Between the two of us, you were always the dancer.
Bernice: Then, what did you want to do when you asked ‘may I’?
Moses: May I kiss you. It was a wonderful moment with the music in the background.
Bernice: Oh… I thought you wanted me to dance, and I was tired, so I rejected you. But…
Moses: But what?
Bernice: But, may I kiss you now?
Moses: Yeah! Of course!
Bernice kisses Moses.
Bosco and Myolie walks out from the kitchen.
Bosco: Lovey dovey birds!!!
Myolie: Please… stop with the intimacy.
Bosco: Yeah.
Bernice: Eh… what’s up guys?
Bosco: Time for food.
Myolie: That’s what.
Bernice: Yummy yummy.
Moses: Here she goes again.
Bosco: Always craving for food…
Moses pinches Bernice’s nose.
Moses: But…
Bernice: But what?
Moses: I love her like that. Just the way she is.
Bernice: And I love him the way he is.
Myolie (imitating Bernice): And I love him the way he is.
Bosco (imitating Moses): I love her like that. Just the way she is.
Bernice: Oh guys.
Moses: By the way, do you know what time it is?
Myolie: What time?
Bernice: Oh, I know. It’s 12 noon.
Moses: No, it’s time to feast in.

12 - 13 - 10
Myolie: Alastair Lam? The nephew of a rich man? What?
Moses: Oh, Yolie, what is it this time?
Myolie: Ah Mo Gor! Serious matters here!
Bosco: Yeah, and he also studied business and commerce in college.
Myolie: Ooh.. It seems that we have an enemy here.
Bernice walks down the stairs from her bedroom.
Bernice: Oh, Alastair? I already knew I would be in the cover of the entertainment news today.
Myolie: Why didn’t you tell us?Bernice: Relax, I didn’t want you guys to worry.
Myolie: But, we’re your friends.
Bosco: Or perhaps the only friends in Hong Kong that you have.
Myolie gives Bosco a light slap.
Myolie: Don’t be so mean!
Bosco: I’m only stating the obvious!
Moses: You could have at least told me! I’m worried about you!
Bernice: Awh.
Myolie: How has the media been treating you these past few days?
Bernice: Basically, everywhere I go, I’m followed.
Moses: Unlike some lucky couple who got to film at Qingdao together.
Bernice: And for 3 months too… Lucky.
Moses: I wish I had an opportunity like that.
Myolie: It’s good to be with Bosco for some personal time while working, but flying back and forth can get annoying at times.
Bosco: For sure, I’m annoyed when I have to fly back and forth to attend functions and other public events.
Moses: Braggers… some braggers we have here!
Bernice: Anyways, guys, thanks for the support. I got this. This is not the first time anyways.
Moses: Yeah, earlier, the media reported that Nizzy hooked up with Dominic, a rich pilot. And of course, as a caring boyfriend, and future husband to be, I defended her.
Bernice: And then we attended some functions together.
Moses: And then the reporters bring us to this state we have right here, where she’s rumored to be with Alastair Lam.
Bernice: Helloo! We are only friends. They know I have more English-speaking friends than Cantonese-speaking friends in Hong Kong. I’m from Canada. What do they expect?
Moses: Anyways, what have you planned for dear Bosco Gor’s birthday?
Myolie: Hohoho! A lot.
Bernice: Anything greater than food…
Myolie: Means A LOT of food and desserts coming up.
Bosco: Where’s my cake and presents.
Moses: You’ll have to wait.
Myolie, Bernice and Moses: In the meantime, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bosco!