BERMO and BOSCOLIE

January 8, 2011

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fanfic!

04 - 16 - 10
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOSES CHAN!
Bosco: MoMo!
Moses: Bosc, that sounded disgusting!
Bosco: But if Bernice said it…
Moses: It would have sounded great!
Bosco: Eh… ew!
Moses: Hey, Myolie calls you BO-SEE-CO!
Bosco: Haha. You’re real funny!
Moses: Oh yeah, in what ways?
Bosco: Like making up names right on the spot. MO-SEE-SES!
Bernice and Myolie walk in.
Bernice: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Myolie: Yeah, what’s with all the laughter?
Moses: It wasn’t me, although I do admit that I’m a pretty funny guy!
Bosco: Hehe. Haha.
Moses: Nizzy, Bosco was calling me names.
Bosco: Momo!
Moses: That’s disgusting, especially the way you pronounce it!
Bosco: Bernice, you now know that you shouldn’t call him that!
Moses: No, I didn’t mean it that way. If Bernice calls me Momo, my heart melts. She knows that.
Bosco: Myolie, MAJOR discrimination here!
Myolie: Oh CoCo, stop it already.
Bosco: Great. I always get blamed anyways!
Moses: Oh baby! Bosco, you’re a big baby!
Bosco: Oh father, Momo.
Moses: No, it’s oh brother!
Bosco (emphasizes): HAHA! So funny!
Myolie: Guys, we are forgetting an extremely important thing.
Bernice walks out with the cake.
Bernice, Bosco, and Myolie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AH MO GOR!
Moses: Wow, I thought all of you forgot!
Bernice: We wouldn’t dare!
Moses gives Bernice’s nose a light pinch.
Bosco: Sweet!
Moses: What?
Bosco: I meant the cake.
Myolie: Stop eating before we even cut it Bosc! So childish!!
Bernice: Mo, make a wish and cut the cake.
Moses makes a wish.
Bosco: PARTAY!
10 - 31 - 10
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Bernice (singing): Haha Halloween! Hahahahaha Halloween!
Moses: Happy Halloween dear!
Bernice: You like my costume?
Moses: Yeah, it’s cute!
Bosco and Myolie walks in.
Bosco: My costume is better.
Myolie: Well, I have the best costume.
Moses: Braggers! Mine is the ultimate best!
Myolie: Sure…
Moses: No, I like their costumes when they were pretending to be ‘lan-mos’ the other day.
Myolie: Their interviews were funny…
Moses: … Making fun of each other and us. God!
Bernice: To cover up… Duh!
Bosco: Bernice teased me and I teased her.
Bernice: It’s all good, and best of all, no hard feelings!
Myolie: You two are just so immature at times.
Bosco: Myyo, that tends to be the case when you have to cover up for a secret that cannot be exposed.
Myolie: Alright… I was just kidding.
Moses: So, what plans do we have for today?
Bernice: Eat, stuffing ourselves, and then eat some more?
Moses: But, it’s Halloween!
Myolie: Then, let’s go trick or treating?
Moses: You’re crazy? The secrets will be all exposed!